Q: Why would a ghost make a terrible politician?
A: They are too transparent!
Source: Me
Q: Why didn’t Dracula get married?
A: He was afraid to have a son!
Source: Me
A squirrel walks up to a bird who is building a nest and asks “how do you build your nest”. The bird turned and said “I don’t know, I just wing it!”.
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Q: Why Does Santa Have 9 Reindeer?
A: Because John Deer was already trademarked!
Source: Me